Sky News challenges party leaders to spelling bee
Sky News has announced that all party leaders have agreed to take part in the UK’s first televised leader’s spelling bee, surprisingly dropping the debate format it has been campaigning for. ‘Recent...
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Countdown begins for Christmas Day family hostage situation
‘It’s become a kind of tradition,’ said mother of three, Mrs Tracy Grimshaws, ‘First the kids open their presents, then we have Christmas lunch, then my husband, Kevin goes and gets his gun.’ This...
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Kay Burley trapped under collapsing Sky News Wall
‘It was horrendous,’ said fellow presenter Adam Boulton, ‘Kay was just standing there when I heard the noise of breaking news. By the time I turned round, the entire wall had collapsed and she had been...
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Rupert Murdoch launches subscription-only dreams app, The Nightly
Following the launch of The Daily, a new subscription newspaper app for the iPad, News Corporation has unveiled its first foray into the human subconscious with a pay-per-view dream service called The...
View ArticleCache of flint weapons ‘stashed by gangs for future riots’ claims Sky reporter
A recently unearthed hoard of prehistoric flint arrow heads and axes had been secretly stored by a criminal gang of youths in anticipation of further rioting in the nation’s capital, Sky News...
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Rumours that BBC may launch Wild and Pointless Speculation Channel
Speculation is rife that the BBC may create a new rolling conjecture channel that gathers together experts in every subject, places them all in one room and forces them to argue endlessly about what...
View ArticleSky News latest: missing vanished jet ‘possibly hijacked by Dr Evil’
Flight MH370 could have been cloaked in an invisibility shield and forced to land in a secret location using a traction beam by Austin Powers’ arch enemy Dr Evil to participate in an as-yet-undisclosed...
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West Midlands butterfly denies causing hurricane
A butterfly from the Black Country has angrily denied being the cause of Hurricane Gonzalo, the tail end of which battered much of the UK this week. This all came after meteorologists, using cutting...
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